Dalton Snyder

nontarian:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: tephor, via bringme-thatpie)

perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

(via exhistur)

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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(via long-lost-lovee)

parents: no boys at your sleepover
lesbian: :)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via long-lost-lovee)

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop, via mongooseballs)

legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

(via humorking)

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via suppose-we-are-normal)